Why “Wanted” Is Going to Suck

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Every time I see an ad for the movie Wanted, I get more and more angry.  One of its (horrible) premises is that the kid can somehow instinctually “curve” the bullet.  As in he can fire a gun and have the bullet travel in an arc.  Now, I’m willing to give up some physics in exchange for artistic license, but this is going too far.  In the preview, they show the bullet spinning as it curves.  Bullets spin in order to straighten out their path, in case you were born yesterday.

So why am I so against this movie?  Movies break laws of physics all the time, so why should I be concerned?  The issue is simple: stupid people.  When The Matrix came out, nobody was trying to stop bullets in the middle of the air because they knew they couldn’t.  I don’t have enough faith in humanity to believe that people won’t try “curving” their bullets.  Do I think this represents a serious threat?  No.  But I do think that the movie is dumb enough that the kind of people who go to see it are the kind of people who just might try.

Economic Stimulus

Monday, May 19, 2008

It seems that not everyone is getting their economic stimulus checks in the full $600 the government promised.  While not surprised, I’m a little disappointed at this latest development.  To tell someone they’re going to have that money, to have them plan around it, and then to give them less, well, that’s a pretty crappy thing to do.  Don’t get me wrong, I think that the entire idea of a government that puts its economy down the toilet by overspendig giving each of its citizens $600 is a horrible idea; if that’s the plan, though, then you have to give people what they were promised.  Even if you were going to save the money instead of doing something like spending it a brand new, shiny TV, getting half of that amount (or less) is like a swift kick in the shin.  And honestly, swift kicks in the shin hurt.

Swift kicks in the shin aren’t the only thing that hurts; it seems like everywhere I look there are signs of economic downturn.  A dollar doesn’t buy what it used to, and a trip to the gas station produces grimaces and fear.  People I know aren’t going to restaurants as much, but that doesn’t even help as much as it should with food prices what they are.  I myself am going to start bringing lunch materials to work to avoid going out to eat with my co-workers; it’s great and we have a good time, but I can’t spend $10-$15 per day on lunch if I’m going to be saving up for big purchases, especially if they’re small and shiny.

Where to put the blame of the current state of the economy?  Is it the war?  A quick google for “How much doe the war in Iraq cost?” brings you to this page, which claims that (at the time I wrote this) the war has cost America $520,826,443,126.  Think about that number for a minute.  Think about what would happen if the government spent that much on anything else—education, rehabilitating ghettoes nationwide, ending world hunger and (real) tyranny, etc.  Or think about where the American economy would be if we weren’t spending that money at all.  The last time I remember feeling good about the economy was when Clinton was President (who doesn’t miss Slick Willie?), and during his term Clinton recorded a $559 billion surplus.  A surplus, for Christ’s sake.  Bush II, on the other hand, has increased the national debt by $3.25 trillion since he came into office (both numbers grabbed from the presidents’ Wikipedia articles, but you get the idea).

So how is this going to end?  Is America going to go the way of Rome, spiraling out of control?  Is Barack Obama our savoir?  I, for one, have a tough time seeing John McCain win the election—I beleive there’s going to be too much of an anti-Republican backlash from the Bush II administration—and Hillary Clinton is all but done.  Obviously, the next president is going to have to do one of two things: raise taxes or cut spending.  A tax hike would obviously be unpopular, but let’s look at some countries around the world and their average income tax rates:

Clearly, it wouldn’t be the end of the world if taxes were raised.  Personally, I wouldn’t mind paying a bit more every two weeks if it meant that gas would drop below $4 per gallon again.  Call me crazy, but I think a lot of Americans would be.  Hopefully enough to get someone into office who knows what the hell they’re doing (or at least knows to hire an advisor that does.)

I’m done ranting.  I’m obviously no economist, but I know enough to see the writing on the wall: America is sick and she needs help.